Looking for a great and succinct reason to drink two or three bottles of wine today? I got one!
Today in 1914 in Cleveland, Ohio they installed the first ever electric traffic light. But WTF has that got to do with wine?
Red means Stop, right?
So STOP what you’re doing – it’s unlikely to be important anyway.
Amber. means gets ready.
Grab a coat, some money and line up a glass, a corkscrew and some olives on the table. Maybe get out the number of that hottie from work for when you’re feeling braver later on.
March to the nearest shop and buy some wine. (Push any teetotalers out of your way. Violently. Whilst swearing.)
GREEN: Phew you made it. Open that wine and slip into a delicious vino drunkenness to celebrate the genius that is Ohio.