7 July: move away from the cooker! Chocolate, wine, chocolate, wine, repeat.

Do you know how we like to live as if every single day is International Drink Shitloads of Wine Day,? Well, although it may seem a waste of time, some people build their interests around other things.

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There’s is – no doubt –  an International Drink Lots Of Water day, an International Build A Bridge From Matchsticks day and loads of stuff like that. Have you noticed a theme? Yes, most of them are crap and concentrate on things you’d rather punch yourself in the face than actually do.

But today is one of the rare ones that’s worth celebrating – it’s International Chocolate Day. So, as you open a bottle of the only liquid worth drinking,  why not ditch the time it takes to cook a proper meal  and just have chocolate instead? (Chocolate and wine  is famously NOT A GOOD COMBINATION but don’t worry, just have either another bar or an extra bottle of vino to rid your mouth of any overtones you don’t like.)

Obviously be sure to use some single plantation organic biodynamic sourced cocoa. (A multipack KitKat’ll do at a push though.) And if you want to look posh get one like in the picture with a cultural icon on. (That should shut the bastards up who think you just drink to get drunk.)

A quote: “Wine is at the head of all medicines. Where wine is lacking then drugs are necessary.” The Babylonian Talmud.

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