Today in Uruguay is the wonderfully named “Never Again Day.” What a great reason to drink wine today!
From a quick internet search between drinks and “Sign In required” Rihanna videos it appears that it’s got something to do with important stuff like drawing a line under dark and stormy political times watched over by dictators. The thing is though – this site hasn’t actually got anything to do with The Important Stuff – it’s simply a random, rambling excuse to get drunk so we need to corrupt type of things for our own needs.
So, Never Again Day – we’ve all been there, awaking suddenly in a morning with that familiar heaviness and background headache and pledged out loud to any one who would listen: “Never again!”
Never again would you fall for the lies of the ‘so called experts’ and try to get through a full day without the calming balm of wine to allow you to forget your hours at work surrounded by idiots or your ongoing battle with the family to just Shut the Fuck Up.
Never again, indeed. These are the days when you need to pour wine directly over cornflakes for a mainline rush of normality. Let’s drink.
A quote: “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” Ernest Hemingway.