9th June: Duck it – it’s time to get drunk on glorious wine….

Donald Duck.

There. That’s it. Grab a corkscrew. Grab a bottle. And then drink some wine today. You’d be quackers not to.

(This site now has a theme tune. It’s HERE. Click it and read. It adds a majesty to the crap I write.)

Because today the role model of all drunken nights out – quacking nonsense, misunderstanding stuff, falling over too much – made his debut in a short film called The Wise Little Hen in 1934. You can watch it HERE.

Presumably the wise little hen was sensible, thoughtful and sober. Subsequently his career sank without trace leaving the much more chaotic lifestyle advocate to take center stage and, from there, worldwide domination. This is the way it should be: one day this will be us. So begin your career trajectory tonight with bucketfuls of wine!

A quote: “Quickly bring me a beaker of wine so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” Aristophanes.

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